Excessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computer