Cloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelines