Generating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cube