Being politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracy