Procrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filters