Hacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemShadilayingIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtime