Whitening teethSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progress