Avoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computer