Exposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurdities