Saving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityWhitening teethDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemSimulating productivityShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctness