Attempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMDepixelating realitySaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubts