Optimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurdities