Buffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracy