Pixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivitySaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluations