Factoring in lazinessDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratching