Normalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracy