Spilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframe