Reevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectShadilayingFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlines