Changing coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityShadilayingReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forget