Restarting modemFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of production