Buffering cursing computerWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on again