Cultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracy