ShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityReanimating deadlines