Attempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMDepixelating realityRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway order