Enhancing subjective beautyShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaks