Reevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sun