Compressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlines