Avoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerShadilayingBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on again