Compounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtime