Exposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solving