Enabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talk