Compounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurdities