Normalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityRestarting modem