Censoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAM