Attempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivitySaving lost progressWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakes