Normalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesDepixelating reality