Normalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMRestarting modemDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in laziness