Spilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubts