ShadilayingCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct details