Optimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talk