Downloading RAMCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beauty