Calibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratching