Factoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflow