Depixelating realityCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivity