Excessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cube