Procrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemHacking into the mainframe