Calibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracy