Deconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilaying