Saving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsShadilayingBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teeth