Stitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelines