Being politically incorrectSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethAligning crooked edges