Deconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrect