Importing stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAM