Reanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerWhitening teeth