Importing stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realitySaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethRestarting modem