Cultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAM