Depixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct details