Attempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakes