Whitening teethSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativity