Procrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairShadilayingRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflow