Pixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of production