Whitening teethDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframe