Censoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityDepixelating realitySaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggs