Restarting modemCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staring