Destabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakes