Procrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressWhitening teethShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectors