Procrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfections