Reevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realitySimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethSaving lost progressExcessive head scratching