Generating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivity