Cultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on again