Focusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsShadilayingDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityWhitening teethSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on again