Attempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realitySimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluations