Being politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesDepixelating reality