Deconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlines