Normalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesShadilaying