Analyzing previous messageSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracy