Seizing the memes of productionShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctness