Decrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on again