Aligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesShadilayingBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staring