Restarting modemReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edges