Excessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtime