Generating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtime