Seizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingShadilayingDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct details