Normalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progress