Censoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct details