Attempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsShadilayingSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfections