Enhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talk