Generating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cube