Buffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurdities