Importing stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeShadilayingCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose discipline