Depixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chair