Focusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityShadilayingChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating reality