Buffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaks