Depixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose discipline