Finding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filters