Being politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfections