Forgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary information