ShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtime