Reanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectors