Censoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaks