Excessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMWhitening teethReanimating deadlines