Generating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsShadilayingHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfections