Downloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflow