Compressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracy