Importing stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beauty