Cloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway order