Seizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativity