Enhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realitySimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationShadilaying