Factoring in lazinessShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakes