Normalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivity