Seizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staring