Reevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in laziness