Pixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesShadilayingFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivitySaving lost progress