Normalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct details