Compressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realitySimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forget