Restarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsShadilayingCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forget