Destabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramas