Optimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluations