Importing stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose discipline