Being politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessShadilayingHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramas