Generating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflow