Reanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivity