Finding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratching