Being politically incorrectWhitening teethShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctness