Excessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubts