Aligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sun