Finding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filters