Cultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfections