Buffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessDepixelating reality