Forgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chair