Optimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beauty