Cultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesShadilayingDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracy