Reanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaks