Enabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realitySimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modem