Seizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMShadilayingExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffee