Reanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflow