Reanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realitySaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sun