Being politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chair