Generating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressDepixelating realityShadilayingExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrect