Exposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurdities