Avoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitations