Generating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectors