Saving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeShadilayingIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talk