Censoring political correctnessSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solving