Fabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose discipline