Attempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframe