Removing crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaks