Being politically incorrectSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teeth