ShadilayingAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staring