Enabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsShadilayingSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakes