Procrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerShadilayingFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of production