Finding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggs