Avoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracy