Restarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelines