Being politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaks