Decrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous message