Changing coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staring