Factoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctness