ShadilayingSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW files