Compressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressImplementing loose discipline