Decrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivitySaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beauty