Procrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edges