Normalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chair