Importing stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratching