Forgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakes