Factoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlines