Attempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct details