Being politically incorrectDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessShadilayingExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modem