Attempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsWhitening teeth