Compressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progress