Removing crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingShadilayingBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluations