Generating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staring