Stitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cube