Buffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubts