Focusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous message