Ignoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solving