Exposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyShadilaying