Finding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progress