Importing stale RAW filesShadilayingSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beauty