Depixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMShadilayingWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of production