Cultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctness