Compressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelines