Importing stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativity