Compressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary information