Compounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose discipline