Attempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMDepixelating reality