Downloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitations