Compressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframe