Avoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on again