Compounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW files