Attempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forget