Ignoring limitationsSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurdities