Implementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframe