Deconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitations