Analyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realitySaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW files