Procrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativity