Simulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingShadilayingSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtime