Depixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemWhitening teethDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframe