Compressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realitySimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edges