Importing stale RAW filesRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaks