Cloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivitySaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsShadilaying