Removing crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffee