Optimistic ceiling staringShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressChanging coffee filters