Exposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cube