Fabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethSaving lost progress