Censoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemDownloading RAMSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realitySimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframe