Factoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracy