Enabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solving