Contemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivitySaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffee