Spilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfections