Attempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct details