Exposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in laziness