Pixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filters