Hacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitations