Aligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of production