Enhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggs