Forgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessShadilayingRestarting modemDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAM