Decrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakes