Fabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairShadilayingSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary information