Focusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on again