Whitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratching