Contemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratching