Factoring in lazinessShadilayingChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modem