Importing stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluations