Changing coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurdities