Contemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sun