Focusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realitySaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingSimulating productivity