Destabilizing office chairShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in laziness