Restarting modemImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edges