Deconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressRestarting modemAligning crooked edges