Aligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct details