Removing crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaks