Generating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realitySimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluations