Generating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratching