Simulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubts