Factoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsShadilayingDepixelating realityDownloading RAMSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratching