Enhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous message