Factoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of production