Enabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW files