Exposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beauty