Attempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filters