Implementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAM