Cultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectors