ShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtime