Deconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAM