Normalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfections