Downloading RAMSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staring