Decrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talk