Reanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectors