Compounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realitySimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAM