Forgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingShadilayingDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurdities