Enhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggs