Downloading RAMDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubts