Focusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflow