Ignoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctness