Implementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW files