Attempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in laziness