Excessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfections