Stitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progress