Finding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressShadilayingChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW files