Factoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfections