Attempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffee