Seizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forget