Cloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurdities