Spilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitations