Ignoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressShadilayingCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurdities