Restarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chair