Aligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivitySaving lost progressShadilayingBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary information