Excessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrect