Focusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityShadilayingChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctness