Compressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersShadilayingDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realitySaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratching