Reevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAM