Ignoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframe