Factoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsWhitening teeth