Buffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solving