Spilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitations