ShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous message