Seizing the memes of productionWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityAligning crooked edges