Downloading RAMDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progress