Deconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivity