Spilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflow