Spilling vital coffeeWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityRestarting modemShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlines