Hacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAM