Calibrating problem solvingWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessShadilayingHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating reality