Saving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edges