Calibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary information