Procrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose discipline