Being politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progress