Downloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivity