Compressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfections