Downloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesShadilayingFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beauty