Reevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressShadilayingExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessWhitening teeth