Generating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realitySimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beauty