Enabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivity