Normalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethShadilayingExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectors