Optimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivitySaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct details