Optimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracy