Avoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of production