Procrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingRestarting modemWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staring