ShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurdities