Optimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realitySaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubts