Finding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratching