Contemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary information