Forgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerShadilayingCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracy