Aligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of production