Cultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfections