Exposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chair