Saving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingShadilaying