Procrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflow