Reevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramas