Downloading RAMDepixelating realityRestarting modemShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW files