Factoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway order