Enabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeShadilayingReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakes