Enabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressDownloading RAMDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filters