Contemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivitySaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAM