Stitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beauty