Contemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityDownloading RAM