Reanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflow