Changing coffee filtersShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beauty