Focusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityShadilayingAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggs