Enhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivitySaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativity