Forgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingDepixelating reality