Implementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctness