Avoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating reality