Whitening teethIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativity