Focusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filters