Excessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realitySaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose discipline