Destabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beauty