Exposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computer