Decrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemShadilayingDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computer