Removing crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beauty