Importing stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaks