Seizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersShadilayingIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemDepixelating realitySaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakes