Decrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMShadilayingBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating reality