Excessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cube