Enhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAM