Hacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethDestabilizing office chair