Changing coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityIgnoring limitations