Optimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct details