Downloading RAMCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesShadilayingCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubts