Avoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivity