Enhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressShadilayingDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating reality