Optimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forget