Contemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativity