Decrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staring