ShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframe