Normalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaks