Forgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staring