Reanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracy