Focusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realitySimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfections