Cultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessShadilayingExposing imperfections