Importing stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsShadilayingExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfections