Changing coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratching