Reevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlines