Importing stale RAW filesWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerShadilayingDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframe