Exposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realitySimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrect