Optimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionShadilayingHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beauty