Finding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAM