Compressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edges