Contemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW files