Cloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectShadilayingWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating reality