Saving lost progressRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of production