Restarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressShadilaying