Attempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAM