Depixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityShadilayingBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beauty