Enabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframe