Optimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMExposing imperfections