Censoring political correctnessDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineShadilaying