Depixelating realityExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframe