Aligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forget