Restarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsShadilayingAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracy