Spilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativity