Changing coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solving