Calibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cube