Reanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talk