Changing coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsShadilayingCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakes