Saving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakes