Seizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beauty