Changing coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativity