Contemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativity