Removing crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beauty