Pixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurdities
