Seizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forget