ShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsRestarting modem