Censoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframe