Removing crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativity