Generating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating reality