Generating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAM