Forgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityShadilayingExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivitySaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlines