Finding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethSaving lost progress