Seizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityRestarting modemSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframe