Removing crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemBuffering cursing computer