Focusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersShadilayingDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitations