ShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlines