Factoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivitySaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose discipline