Restarting modemIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingNormalizing objective absurdities