Removing crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratching