Being politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectors