Optimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary information