Aligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityWhitening teeth