Fabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessShadilayingDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edges