Ignoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progress