Cultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtime