Normalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solving