Finding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chair