Being politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlines