Finding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAM