Forgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on again