Stitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaks