Excessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivity