Attempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemDownloading RAMDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitations