Fabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframe