Deconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluations