Destabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityDownloading RAM