Downloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teeth