Destabilizing office chairShadilayingHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurdities