Removing crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelines