Implementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingShadilayingRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sun