Implementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cube