Depixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct details