Factoring in lazinessSaving lost progressDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluations