Downloading RAMSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsFactoring in laziness