Optimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfections