Normalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggs