Cloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubts