Aligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtime