Decrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurdities