Attempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramas