Importing stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway order