Changing coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratching