Pixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtime