Removing crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct details