Pixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrect