Depixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectors