Ignoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaks