Procrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelines