Spilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chair