Restarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratching