Being politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressShadilayingExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitations