Censoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativity