Focusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitations