Procrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sun