Reevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivitySaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesShadilayingCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edges