Focusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsShadilayingExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cube