Ignoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solving