Fabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesShadilayingWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beauty