Exposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelines