Exposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffee