Saving lost progressSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cube