Attempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethSaving lost progressDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratching