Procrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forget