Enhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talk