Normalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW files