Compounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computer