Hacking into the mainframeShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubts