Deconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesShadilayingHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracy