Pixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessShadilayingDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary information