Changing coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progress