Whitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelines