Saving lost progressDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemWhitening teethShadilayingIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solving