Simulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratching