Simulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlines