Enabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectors