Fabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forget