Generating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computer