Optimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfections