Excessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modem