Simulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct details