Exposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffee