Reevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrect