Changing coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingShadilayingDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of production