Generating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativity