Deconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfections