Whitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurdities