Depixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlines