Compressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakes