Generating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersShadilayingHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaks