Factoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurdities