Avoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressImplementing loose discipline