Removing crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframe