Exposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose discipline