Pixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sun