Importing stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cube