Simulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW files