Normalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating reality