Attempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesDepixelating reality