Compressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubts