Reanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethRestarting modem