Enabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modem