Censoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffee