Whitening teethDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesShadilayingChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on again