Aligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW files