Fabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computer