Saving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filters