Compounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivitySaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframe