Calibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityShadilayingIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW files