Being politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurdities