Ignoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct details