Attempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframe