Enabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluations