Factoring in lazinessSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW files