Avoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computer