Compressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressRestarting modemWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edges