Simulating productivityBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsShadilayingCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctness