Compressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talk