Downloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressWhitening teethShadilayingCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modem