Depixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethDestabilizing office chair