Buffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realitySimulating productivity