Compressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beauty