Pixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakes