Generating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of production