Deconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressShadilayingRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramas