Seizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beauty