Implementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressDownloading RAMWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on again