Enhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of production