Stitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggs