Reevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeShadilayingDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary information