Contemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talk