Spilling vital coffeeRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeShadilayingIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAM