Focusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfections