Simulating productivityAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracy