Optimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratching