Changing coffee filtersDepixelating realityShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway order