Contemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary information