Procrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMSaving lost progressRestarting modemWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativity