Changing coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMDepixelating realityShadilayingExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluations