Seizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesShadilayingIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filters