Hacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtime