Focusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computer