Hacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway order