Cloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realitySaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sun