Seizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlines