Excessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAM