Cloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtime