Factoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressRestarting modemShadilayingExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityCensoring political correctness