Downloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingFactoring in laziness