Cultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityShadilayingDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframe