Destabilizing office chairShadilayingRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethHacking into the mainframe