Normalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaks