Downloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrect
