Pixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessShadilayingCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solving