Importing stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cube