Contemplating takeaway orderShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating reality