Generating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose discipline