Attempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethReanimating deadlines