Destabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous message