Cloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesShadilayingChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose discipline