Excessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of production