Downloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talk