Implementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beauty