Compressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose discipline