Cloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflow