Finding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of production