Reanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethShadilayingBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary information