Buffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW files