Pixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerShadilayingReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talk