Seizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethSaving lost progress