Finding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cube