Factoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggs