Spilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityDownloading RAMDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of production