Simulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forget