Whitening teethRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sun