Destabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracy