Attempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtime