Fabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forget