Normalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessShadilayingDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAM