Pixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in laziness