Generating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating reality