Procrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramas