Excessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMSimulating productivityRestarting modemShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlines