Calibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivity