Downloading RAMBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframe