Saving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlines