Procrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemDownloading RAMSimulating productivityWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW files