Calibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethSimulating productivitySaving lost progressDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW files