Downloading RAMFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progress
