Pixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct details