Importing stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativity