Buffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chair