Attempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineShadilaying