Procrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelines