Attempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMFactoring in laziness