Compounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubts