Simulating productivityDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakes