Removing crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityDownloading RAMWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progress