ShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfections