ShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflow