Hacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realitySaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivity