Fabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cube