Implementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratching