Factoring in lazinessSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtime