Fabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityReanimating deadlines