Restarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffee