Buffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingForgetting to remember to forget