Compounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivitySaving lost progress