Simulating productivityCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitations