Implementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solving