Buffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracy