Simulating productivityWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAM