Restarting modemSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solving