Removing crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsFactoring in laziness