Seizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesShadilayingExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubts