ShadilayingIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose discipline