Procrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivitySaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose discipline