Avoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating reality