Generating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectors