Normalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beauty