Procrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluations