Decrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfections