Buffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemHacking into the mainframe