Factoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectors