Pixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingHacking into the mainframe