Implementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethDepixelating realityShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAM