Implementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway order