Saving lost progressRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtime