Decrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on again