Cultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of production