Importing stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sun