Compressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffee