Importing stale RAW filesWhitening teethRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrect