Censoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflow