Seizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfections