Ignoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethSaving lost progressSimulating productivityDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAM