Focusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computer