Enhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelines