Importing stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityFactoring in laziness