Calibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sun