Simulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staring