Factoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMDepixelating realityRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solving