Reevaluating evaluationsShadilayingAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modem