Focusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on again