Seizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivity