Attempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersShadilayingEnhancing subjective beauty