Analyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW files