Downloading RAMCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingWhitening teethSimulating productivityChanging coffee filters