Calibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracy