Focusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectors