Enabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teeth