Removing crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairShadilayingHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAM