Enhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityShadilayingAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaks