Generating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfections