Reevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectors