Attempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct details