Normalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityShadilayingDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratching