Deconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sun