Reevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersShadilayingSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solving