Hacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingDepixelating realityRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose discipline