Factoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtime