Forgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teeth