Importing stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forget