Destabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsShadilayingIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose discipline