Compressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluations