Censoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitations