Avoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramas