Reevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous message