Reevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectors