Excessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMShadilayingDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beauty