Simulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct details