Cultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityShadilaying