Analyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solving