Decrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating reality