Avoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesShadilayingCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staring