Removing crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct details