Being politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forget