Depixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaks