Compressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of production