Implementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forget