Aligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersShadilayingDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfections