Exposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAM