Attempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativity