Attempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAM