Seizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairShadilayingDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramas