Focusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratching