Seizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggs