Reanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurdities