Depixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose discipline