Reanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMShadilayingChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computer