Hacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chair