Contemplating takeaway orderShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating reality