Reevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframe