Normalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingChanging coffee filters