Reevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityFactoring in laziness