Forgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectors