Destabilizing office chairWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW files