Cloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtime