Enhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesShadilayingSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forget