Stitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflow