Contemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realitySaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filters