ShadilayingIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sun