Spilling vital coffeeShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW files