Excessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMRestarting modemDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluations