Finding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMDepixelating realityShadilayingHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtime