Aligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forget