Forgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filters