Focusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessShadilayingDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary information