Being politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cube