Hacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computer