Implementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemBeing politically incorrect