Focusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframe