Saving lost progressAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelines