Analyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityDownloading RAM