Finding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerShadilayingAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakes