Saving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageShadilaying