Saving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct details