Focusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway order