Avoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrect