Whitening teethStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluations