Attempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solving