Focusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurdities