Focusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingChanging coffee filters