Restarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose discipline