Avoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivity