Compressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivitySaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filters