Exposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAM