Ignoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaks