Censoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMRestarting modemShadilayingDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratching