Reevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivity