Analyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtime