Exposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerShadilayingBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramas