Avoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beauty