Cloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway order