Buffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityCloning imperfections