Whitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracy