Censoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlines