Spilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forget