Restarting modemStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computer