Finding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edges