Finding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemDownloading RAM