Downloading RAMRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethShadilayingBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframe