Normalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway order