Buffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edges