Cloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forget