Being politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingRestarting modemDownloading RAMWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfections