Focusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of production