Importing stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairShadilayingSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computer