Downloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating reality