Spilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesShadilayingIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesRestarting modem