Whitening teethCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staring