Cloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubts