Procrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modem