Importing stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframe