Downloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW files