Forgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeShadilayingDownloading RAM