Finding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talk