Optimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sun