Procrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teeth