Reevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solving