Downloading RAMAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratching