Attempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staring