Procrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemShadilayingCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of production