Reevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityIgnoring limitations