Attempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfections