Changing coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sun