Saving lost progressDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in laziness