Depixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solving