Importing stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMShadilayingSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctness