Compounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessShadilayingBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfections