Calibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose discipline