Censoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progress