Enabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW files