Censoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitations