Reevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectors