Calibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesShadilaying