Exposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairShadilayingSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sun