Optimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingShadilayingContemplating takeaway order