Buffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMSaving lost progressRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating reality