Seizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessDepixelating reality