Deconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurdities