Ignoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflow