Cultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chair