Exposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realitySimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on again