Being politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway order