Forgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelines