Decrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talk