Compressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativity