Changing coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfections