Implementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct details