Procrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityRestarting modemDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectWhitening teeth