Saving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelines