Factoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary information