Normalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talk