Compounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracy