Factoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sun