Attempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway order