Depixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctness