Calibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratching