Compressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forget