Factoring in lazinessWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtime