Implementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct details