Normalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staring