Fabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelines