Contemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflow