Being politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realitySimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingSaving lost progressRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW files