Finding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teeth