Compressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratching