Downloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realitySaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway order