Attempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethRestarting modemShadilayingSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway order