Contemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressSimulating productivityRestarting modemDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrect