Being politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct details