Saving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtime