Censoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forget