Seizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivity