Simulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingShadilayingReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous message