Pixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesShadilayingWhitening teethSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggs