Compressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW files