Spilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingShadilayingBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway order