Contemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakes