Deconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracy