Exposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct details