Downloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW files