Being politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filters