Factoring in lazinessRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratching