Calibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfections