Focusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in laziness