Pixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivity