Attempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramas