Depixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggs