Changing coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluations