Whitening teethBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on again