Saving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairShadilayingReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityCensoring political correctness