Implementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemShadilayingBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solving