Analyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary information