Finding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlines