Whitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivity