Buffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramas