Saving lost progressDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaks