Contemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessShadilayingChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativity