Focusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluations