Cultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAM