Fabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edges