Factoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectors