Buffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethShadilayingCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modem