Aligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivity