Focusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on again