Pixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on again