Fabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beauty