Attempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectShadilayingSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasDownloading RAMRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethSeizing the memes of production