Calibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectShadilayingSaving lost progress