Contemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary information