Attempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfections