Focusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on again