Buffering cursing computerSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modem