Whitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlines