Hacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staring