Decrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on again