Downloading RAMHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sun