Enhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of production