Reevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivitySaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtime