Generating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitations