Reevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway order