ShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMImplementing loose discipline