Procrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW files