Normalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressAligning crooked edges