Reanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethExcessive head scratching