Factoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMCloning imperfections