Optimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityDepixelating realitySaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teeth