Procrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teeth