Enabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filters