Factoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityShadilayingBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose discipline