Attempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflow