Deconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersShadilayingDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progress