Simulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggs