Enhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityDownloading RAMSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cube