Seizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating reality