Spilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctness