Generating unnecessary informationRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectors