Forgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talk