Buffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflow