Downloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talk