Attempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtime