Destabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realitySimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratching