Seizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctness