Compressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakes