Attempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose discipline