Calibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframe