Reanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramas