Cultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethSimulating productivitySaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemAligning crooked edges