Procrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talk