Ignoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracy