Depixelating realityHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edges