Excessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurdities