Simulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityShadilayingCensoring political correctness