Focusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAM