Changing coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsShadilayingBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflow