Importing stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubts