Avoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in laziness