Aligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staring