Censoring political correctnessSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramas