Finding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectors