Attempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cube