Saving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edges