Censoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressDepixelating realitySimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesShadilayingWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary information