Normalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracy