Importing stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressSimulating productivityRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectors