Saving lost progressReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW files