Finding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMSaving lost progress