Compressing superficial workflowShadilayingFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct details