Fabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in laziness