ShadilayingAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggs