Attempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressRestarting modemSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakes