Attempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivity