Seizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubts