Saving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modem