Hacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtime