Excessive head scratchingWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubts