Procrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of production