Hacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracySimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forget