Optimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitations