Factoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW files