Procrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfections