Deconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffee