Excessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edges