Downloading RAMWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityShadilayingRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubts