Destabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsShadilayingFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivity