Simulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressShadilayingExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectors