Exposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating reality