Reevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkImporting stale RAW files