Removing crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chair