Depixelating realityFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramas