Downloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracy