Importing stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflow