Excessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progress