Changing coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaks