Compressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesShadilayingBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtime