Stitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemSaving lost progressDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talk