Cloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMSaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staring