Attempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubts