Stitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethShadilayingRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staring