Focusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talk