Importing stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cube