Forgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realitySaving lost progressRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframe