Attempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracy