Focusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessShadilayingHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computer