ShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfections