Aligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary information