Calibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivity