Being politically incorrectDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemDestabilizing office chair