Stitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solving