Simulating productivityHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtime