Saving lost progressBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethDepixelating realitySimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautySeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessShadilayingReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on again