Contemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary information