Generating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectCensoring political correctnessSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressShadilayingImporting stale RAW files