Importing stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating reality