Aligning crooked edgesRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsFinding new ideas under the sunHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realitySimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtime