Cultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary information